Thursday, September 8, 2011
Dilbert's best lines
Just wanted to share this.
Forwarded to me by my friend Lanie Arco.
SMILE!!! :)
Here are some of Dilbert's best lines:
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.
3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
7. Born free, taxed to death..
8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
11. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
12. I love being a writer......what I can't stand is the paperwork.
13. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
14. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
15. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
16. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
17. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
18. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
19. If you can't convince them, confuse them.
20. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
21. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
22. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
23. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
24. Someday is not a day of the week
25. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
26. To err is human; to forgive is not a Company policy.
27. The road to success......Is always under construction.
28. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
29. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
30. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone else.
Those italized are some of my favorite lines.. what about you?
Monday, September 5, 2011
..exhausted
.I think and I really could feel, it is not a good week for me. Haiizz, have a lot of things to do.
Calendar is full. Can't wait for Saturday to come
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Lunch at Mang Inasal
We want to eat chicken. But not Chicken joy but a chicken barbeque. Well, we have Barbeque at Jollibee, but the rice is not unlimited haha..Sir Darwin wants to have unlimited rice on his Chicken Barbeque. And we could only have it at Mang Inasal. People in Tayug are just so lucky not only that they already have a Mall to shop (though too little for a mall brat--anyway I'm not a mall brat haha!!!) they also have Jollibee (CJ and I had set friday to be our Jollibee day) and MANG INASAL.. 
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